Here is how the Detroit News is reporting what popped off:

At 4:20 a.m., Gordon smashed through the front door and struck Deelishis in the face, according to court records.

Deelishis, who had been sleeping in her daughter's bedroom, ran to her master bedroom, where her friend was asleep.

The friend?

Michael Blackson, a popular stand-up comic known as The African King of Comedy.

He performed Saturday at the Music Hall Center for the Performing Arts in Detroit.

Gordon allegedly chased the comic and hit him in the face, according to court records.

Deelishis, meanwhile, locked the bedroom door.

Her estranged fiancee tried to get into the bedroom, prompting Deelishis to rip open the window screen and jump two stories to the ground, according to police.

Dang . . . we're not sure what's more surprising - Dee getting her AZZ WHOOPPED . . . or that fact that she's letting that AFRICAN DUDE SMASH!!!